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Who’s Afraid of Toria Wooff? Live in Hebden Bridge

Thursday 21st May 2026

The Trades Club, Hebden Bridge, England

Act I: The Exorcism

Lately I have come to feel that my satnav must be sentient. Whether possessed by sprite, daemon or merely by one of Shady Sam Altman’s AI tentacles, it has developed a knack of diverting me from the straight and common path and onto the road less travelled.

Not that I am complaining, for in doing so it seems to have a flair for the romantic, or at least the serendipitous. The first time it waylaid me, travelling down to the Biddulph valley for a Kassi Valazza concert, it prompted me away from the A-road and onto a long, rural dirt track in the pitch-black of autumn evening, where I thought if my car broke down I’d had it, and then passed alone under a disturbing, isolated bridge of the sort where murders happen in Stephen King novels, and then, finally, as I was swearing freely at both the satnav and at myself for blindly trusting it, I crested the top of a hill and saw the whole valley laid open before me, the lights of the town dotted across it like fireflies in the dark.

If the satnav had been trying to harm me that night, it was far kinder on the day I headed to Cambridgeshire for an airshow last year. Anticipating a dull slog of a car journey down the grey, featureless M6 to Birmingham before turning east, the satnav instead took me east straight out of Manchester, through the beauty of the Peak District and then the Great North Road past fields of Lincolnshire green. I vividly recall the moment when, on Yorkshire’s high ground, I finally turned the car south and saw, under a blue summer sky completely absent of cloud, the entire length of England stretched out below, so clear and vivid it seemed as though I could see all the way to the Channel.

Tonight the satnav is kind again. Rather than preparing for me a route straight to Hebden Bridge, where Toria Wooff and her band will be playing in a couple of hours, unbeknownst to me it diverts me across the sparse and scenic moorland near Blackstone Edge. This is a deeply fitting approach for the music I am due to hear tonight, because Toria Wooff’s brand of folk music is influenced by the moors near her hometown of Horwich. Just as when I saw her live in Chester, where the satnav diverted me across the River Dee, dark and latent under slow-moving mist, this drive across the moorland feels appropriate. ‘The Waltz of Winter Hey’ comes to my mind, hours before Toria will play it herself on the stage of the Trades Club.

That Toria will play the song is one of the few certainties I can look forward to tonight. Because while I saw Toria play live five times last year, this is the first time I’ve seen her play in what is billed as a “full band” show. Aside from a one-off show in Bury where she was backed by the orchestral strings of the Manchester Camerata, my previous experiences of Toria have seen her accompanied solely by Polly Virr, ever-present on the cello.

Here in Hebden Bridge Polly remains on the cello, but this time she and Toria welcome Danny Miller on bass (both double and electric) and the multi-instrumentalist Dan Bridgwood-Hill, known as ‘DBH’, who contributes keys, lap steel and fiddle. While not an official The Toria Wooff Band – Toria’s partner and producer James Wyatt, another ever-present figure, mentions to a couple within earshot of me that the group’s been debating whether it can be called a band if there’s no drummer – it’s an ambitious configuration of musicians for an independent artist.

Aside from an unannounced warm-up gig in a pub in Chester a week earlier, this is Toria’s first headline gig since her stunning Christmas show last year. The buzz of the crowd lends the truth to that; a couple of hundred fans, having subsisted on a lean, Wooff-less diet for the last five months, fill the hall in anticipation. Some, Toria later remarks delightedly, are already wearing her t-shirts.

As the band assemble on stage, I still don’t know what to expect. The absence of electric guitar and – yes – a drummer means there’s unlikely to be any seismic ‘Dylan goes electric’ shift in Toria’s sound tonight. But how will the songs, both old and new, sound with the bass and with DBH’s assortment of instruments? Those who follow Toria live and have come to love her music know she has been working on a new album and has played some of its songs at previous gigs. Will those songs develop further? Will tonight reveal how they will sound on the upcoming record?

I don’t have to wait long for an answer. After Toria and her band take the stage, the song they begin with is the unreleased ‘Noiselessly’. I first heard the song in Chester in October, and tonight the band break it open and give it an extra dimension with the soundscape they build, emphasising the “light up your mind” refrain Toria sings. Underneath though, the song remains the delicate lament that I heard in Chester, a sign that although Toria is now backed by a band she will be conservative in their use. The songs themselves remain the important thing: the only right decision from an artist who is proving to be one of the most consistently compelling songwriters I have encountered.

‘Noiselessly’ is Toria’s latest ode to her lost friend Alicia, and is followed in the set by two others, ‘Song for A’ and ‘Sweet William’. “There’s a part of me that died when you did too”, one of the lyrics of ‘Noiselessly’ runs, and the absence of her friend – who remains unnamed tonight – is clearly an important part of Toria’s creative identity. But just as we know departed friends would not want us to be sad, this trio of laments early in the setlist is not excessively sombre or morose. Toria’s humour and energy still shines through, as fine a tribute to A as the songs themselves.

Act II: Walpurgisnacht

“You’re all very quiet and lovely,” Toria teases as she tunes her acoustic guitar after ‘Sweet William’. The crowd chuckles warmly, before we’re treated to a tender version of ‘Mountains’. The mellow understanding of the song contrasts dynamically with the more determined, confrontational ‘Aleister’, an unreleased song which follows. Toria sings ‘Aleister’ with a ringing confidence, drawing some of the biggest applause of the night. It’s soon revealed there’s a reason for such brio.

“That’s actually the title track of a new album,” Toria says at song’s end, drawing further whoops from the crowd. “We’re getting the masters back tomorrow, so it’s very exciting.”

She tunes her guitar some more. “So I’m glad you all clapped,” she says in her hearty Bolton accent, laughing. “Cos if you hadn’t have done, I’d be fucked!”

We’re treated to another unreleased song, one we can now say will be an album track on Aleister. ‘Black Shuck’ is a short and sweet ‘interlude’ about ‘the Demon Dog of East Anglia’, and at its end someone shouts “East Anglia, woo!”

“Did you just say, ‘East Anglia, woo’?” Toria asks, looking out into the crowd with a smile. “Is that what you said?”

There’s a quick “yeah” fired back across the hall.

“This is such an ego strut for me,” Toria laughs. “I thought you just went, ‘Toria – Wooooff!”

The crowd laughs too, as Toria’s disarming personality succeeds once again in winning over a sizeable crowd. She rather harshly labels it part of her “schtick” when she introduces the next song, the stalwart ‘The Waltz of Winter Hey’, with her usual plea to be told some local ghost stories, but it’s a not-insignificant part of her live charm, which has kept the many fans in Toria Wooff t-shirts coming back for more. A lot of musicians, including some famous ones, prove inhibited under stagelights, but Toria’s gregariousness helps make a crowd feel like a community. It also serves as a lively counterbalance to the often delicate and thoughtful songwriting.

Indeed, they must put something in the water in Bolton, for tonight’s opener Janileigh Cohen provides a similar charm for her short set. Another Boltonian – “talking to Toria before the show was like talking to myself”, she says – Jani also spins some humour and goodwill into the crowd, whether that’s in baldly stating her song ‘Small Things’ was inspired by being pooed on by a pigeon while busking in Manchester, or her banter with Lucas Bernard, her partner both on stage and off, in between songs.

Janileigh and Lucas have relied solely on harmonies and a pair of acoustic guitars to deliver her set, but she’s succeeded in showing us that Toria’s not the only talented Bolton folk singer around. ‘As a Child’, ‘Leave No One Behind’ and the afore-mentioned ‘Small Things’ are stand-outs on the night, while in the days that follow I find her closing song, a wistful cover of ‘Green Green Rocky Road’, is stuck in my head. All of her songs are welcome to stay there.

Act III: Fun and James

As for Toria, she follows ‘The Waltz of Winter Hey’ with ‘The Flood’, a song which benefits from the deluge of sound her band is able to bring, both in the various instruments brought to bear and the harmonies from Danny and Polly.

“I’m very excited for you all to hear the studio recordings,” Toria says, introducing another song that will be on the new album, although she concedes it’s one that’s been part of her set for a while.

“I’m doing them with James, who’s somewhere around here.” Her eyes scan the dark hall for James Wyatt, her partner and producer of her albums.

James could perhaps fill in as The Toria Wooff Band’s missing drummer, for his timing is perfect: he’s been at the bar and unwittingly chooses this moment to re-enter through the door at the back of the hall. “Oh, he’s literally just come in the door as well!” Toria laughs.

James raises his arms high at the mention of his name, a pint of beer in each hand.

“Double-fisted, two pints as well – what a ledge!” Toria says, beaming with Lancashire pride. “Anyway, this one’s called ‘House on the Hill’.”

‘House on the Hill’ is destined to become one of Toria Wooff’s signature songs; a high, haunting folk lament inspired by Susan Hill’s Gothic novel The Woman in Black. In this way it’s a sort of spiritual successor to Kate Bush’s ‘Wuthering Heights’, evoking the desolate chill of Hill’s Eel Marsh House while stirring the audience with Toria’s high singing on the chorus. While Toria doesn’t mention Hill’s novel tonight – she usually does when introducing this song – so successful is she in evoking its tone that she embodies, each time she sings it, the Woman in Black herself.

It’s the final unreleased song of the night; from here on out, Toria relies on the tried-and-true to bring us down from the hill and lead us home. There’s something to be said for Toria keeping her powder dry, ready to ignite for a new album tour that’s hopefully not too far in the future. But it does mean I’ll have to wait, most likely until Aleister‘s release, to hear some of the other excellent songs I’ve heard at previous gigs (‘Good Mother’, ‘The Bargain’, ‘The Morrigan’, ‘Battering Ram’). But in ‘House on the Hill’ it’s fair to say I’ve likely heard that album’s magnificent centrepiece.

“Have we got any Townes Van Zandt fans?” Toria says, and there are some whoops from the crowd.

“Nice! Lovely…” Toria responds. “I’m not doing a cover, sorry! That really sounded like I was gearing you up for that.”

Instead, Toria gears up her next song with a thoughtful take on how the song was written. It proves to be the most revealing assessment of her own art and inspiration I’ve yet heard from this talented young songwriter.

“I imagine a lot of you are creatives as well,” Toria says to the audience. “When something big happens in life… a lot of your creative energy just goes straight into that thing.

“I wrote a lot of songs about this one person. And for lack of a better word, I was getting tired of writing the same stuff over and over again. So I wrote this song about ‘Pancho and Lefty’ [the Townes Van Zandt song].

“So for those of you who don’t know, they’re kinda like a package deal. Bandits. And the story goes that Lefty throws Pancho under the bus, gives him over to the Feds. And then Lefty gets off with a deal.

“You can interpret it different ways, but I decided to write a song that was from Lefty’s point of view, after he sat in the motel by himself. He’s thinking: ‘This has been my partner-in-crime for the whole of my life.’

“So anyway, I wrote this song and James came home and I was like, ‘Oh my god, James, I’ve written a song for the first time that’s not about this person. How amazing is that?’

“And then I played it and James was like, ‘uhhhhh… I think that might just be about the same thing.’

The crowd laughs. “So yeah,” Toria says, “I guess this is a song about survivor’s guilt.”

For its part, ‘Lefty’s Motel Room’, which Toria leads the band into now, would be an impressive song even if it were solely a reinterpretation of Van Zandt’s story of the bandit duo. But to fashion it in her own artistic image, embracing her own thoughts and emotions and experience into the creation of the song, even if unconsciously, is the signature of true songwriting. To carry it off with humour too, in the telling, is commendable; the warm laughter that accompanies Toria’s introduction around the room feels in no way inappropriate to the sad memory that inspired it. Alicia might remain “that person” tonight, but Toria has previously addressed this loss directly, not least at that remarkable Christmas concert. There’s no obligation for her to bare her wounds every night for her fans, nor pin a Sweet William to her breast as a sort of pointed clue to the Woman in Black’s sorrow. There’s music to be made.

Toria follows ‘Lefty’s Motel Room’ with the sweet and simple ‘That’s What Falling in Love Will Do’, thanking the audience once again “for being so quiet and lovely”. The band stay seated, trapping Toria on the stage as the audience claps and presses for an encore.

Toria obliges, picking up her guitar again for ‘The Plough’ and a soaring, inspirational ‘See Things Through’, before ending with the gentle flow of ‘Estuaries’. For the latter, Danny and DBH sit back and the familiar live duo of Toria and Polly are given the honour of ending the night.

Contrary to the lyrics of ‘Estuaries’, I leave without saying goodbye. There’s a buzz of activity after the concert ends, and Toria proves as popular at the merch stand as she has been up on the stage. There would be nothing for me to say anyway, other than to congratulate her on yet another impressive night of music.

I’m now wise to my satnav’s schemes, and ignore its attempt to direct me back through the dark moors. I have no desire to meet whatever ghosts Toria’s haunting music may have stirred out there amidst the pale gorse. I head home to Manchester pretty much as the crow flies, the waxing crescent moon staying determinedly high on my right. Only Toria Wooff, still up there on the hill signing vinyl and greeting fans, stands higher.

Setlist:

(all songs from the album Toria Wooff and written by Toria Wooff, unless noted)

  1. Noiselessly (unreleased)
  2. Song for A
  3. Sweet William
  4. Mountains
  5. Aleister (unreleased)
  6. Black Shuck (unreleased)
  7. The Waltz of Winter Hey
  8. The Flood
  9. House on the Hill (unreleased)
  10. Lefty’s Motel Room
  11. That’s What Falling in Love Will Do
  12. Encore: The Plough
  13. Encore: See Things Through
  14. Encore: Estuaries

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Rhythm and Grace: Paul Simon Live in Liverpool

Thursday 7th May 2026

M&S Bank Arena, Liverpool, England

Paul Simon returns to the stage and a shuffling drumbeat begins, followed by those recognisable bended guitar notes that announce we’re going to ‘Graceland’. “The Mississippi Delta was shining like a national guitar,” sings the man seated under the spotlight, and before he can proceed any further the Liverpool audience bursts into a spontaneous applause that ripples across the vast arena.

While this tour is billed as ‘A Quiet Celebration’, it is in moments like this tonight that the crowd feels honour-bound to abandon the ‘quiet’ part and emphasise the ‘celebration’. For the diminutive man on stage, 84 years old, is one of the true giants of 20th-century music, one of those rare few who we can unequivocally say have soundtracked our lives. And here he is in front of us, delivering some of those same lyrics which have rung in our heads in private moments, in times of trial and of success, in times of heartbreak and of great joy.

Nowhere is this more apparent for me personally than in the song which immediately follows ‘Graceland’. ‘Slip Slidin’ Away’ is not only my favourite Paul Simon song but it’s one of the songs, along with Tom Petty’s ‘Even the Losers’ and The Beatles ‘Penny Lane’, that my mind seems to have retained in its entirety in the jukebox of my memory, and pulls down whenever it feels it needs to soundtrack my thoughts.

But tonight, no powers of memory are needed; at least not from me, as Paul Simon finds those familiar chords and begins to strum his acoustic guitar. As he reaches the chorus, the crowd begins to sing along; not crudely or lustily or drunkenly, as you might expect an arena crowd to do, but gently, almost tenderly. The lyrics “Slip slidin’ away, slip slidin’ away” float gracefully around the dark arena, taking on a distinctly feminine tone closer to my ears as some of the women in the seats around me take up the song. Mercifully, they sing rather well, and if an artist can be said to be honoured by hearing their songs sung back at them, those laurels were rarely planted so delicately by a crowd as they are here.

There’s an intimacy in the connection between artist and audience tonight, and while the crowd plays its part in willing him on, it’s also clear that this is the effect Paul Simon intends with his ‘Quiet Celebration’ tour. Unlike the swaggering Mick Jagger or the evergreen Paul McCartney, I don’t think it’s too ungentlemanly to say Paul Simon looks every minute of his 84 years as he moves and speaks, and he’s not looking to roll back the clock. His singing voice is not what it once was, unable to hold the more challenging notes, and this means that some of his more vocally complex hits are omitted from the setlist (‘You Can Call Me Al’ and ‘The Only Living Boy in New York’ are two deeply regrettable casualties).

Instead, recognising this reality, Paul Simon has configured a stage set designed to compensate for his limitations. While still ensuring there’ll be enough hits to keep the casual punters happy, Paul has turned to some of the deeper cuts in his songbook which better suit his remaining musical qualities. This is an inspired decision, because while in any concert the hits are sometimes less impactful – for you can’t help but compare their performance to the originals you know so well – tonight’s lesser-known songs allow Simon much more license to inhabit them. Certain songs sound better from an old man who has lived a full life, with ‘St. Judy’s Comet’ a particularly notable beneficiary of this approach tonight. With the pieces arranged as he wants them to be, Paul Simon’s wavering voice becomes, in its best moments, a charming tremolo that adds a wise, granular quality to his lyrics. ‘The Sound of Silence’, played solo tonight as the final encore song, is given the same haunting, stripped-down vulnerability that Johnny Cash gave to ‘Hurt’; a resonance that the young troubadour who recorded it with Art Garfunkel in 1964 wouldn’t have been able to deliver, for all his skill.

That final encore song is all the starker for being performed alone; throughout the rest of the night Paul has been surrounded by a full band of nearly a dozen. Their approach is light, almost jazz-like, with multiple guitarists, percussionists and string players moving about the stage and between instruments as each song requires, along with a piano and other light touches that contribute to the soundscape. Were Simon performing your standard arena legacy act, such a weight of personnel might become bloated (something inside me dies a little when I see multiple drummers and strummed guitars on a stage performing a lean hit originally recorded by a three or four-piece band) but for his quiet, celebratory approach it feels natural. On ‘Train in the Distance’, the band shimmies and polishes this deep-cut gem, and when it ends with a delightful jazz flute solo the musician who performs it takes deserved applause.

This, by the way, is a common theme tonight, and a nice touch of theatre: each musician on the stage has a moment when they’re front and centre in one of the songs, whether that’s the flute in ‘Train in the Distance’ or ‘Something So Right’ or the drums in ’50 Ways to Leave Your Lover’, and as each song ends the musician who has had that moment stands up to take the applause, often gestured to by Paul. While the players often aren’t introduced by name, it’s a more natural way of introducing one’s band to the audience and ensuring they receive their flowers. This is very much a stately, quiet celebration, the night’s applause and generosity more akin to the rhythm and grace of a classical concert.

The tone for this was set very early on, for prior to Paul’s return to the stage dressed in a red jacket, white cap and blue slacks, and the bended notes and opening lines of ‘Graceland’ which brought that bursting applause, he had first come to the stage dressed smartly in a grey blazer and announced that prior to the main set he and his band would perform the uninterrupted 30-minute suite of music that makes up 2023’s Seven Psalms, his most recent album.

Some may groan at this. Some may be sceptical. Some may not even attend at all: the row of seats in front of me are entirely empty for this first set, only being filled by a group of slightly-inebriated Scousers during the intermission, who clearly decided the over-priced arena bar was a better use of their time than Seven Psalms while they waited for the hits.

More fool them, for this opening suite of music is a triumph. Moving confidently through the music, Paul gives some of his best performances of the night, and the reflections on faith and mortality end up being a fascinating piece of artistic expression from a musician who shows he still has plenty of creative juice. Paul Simon is one of those artists who has had a consistency in his sound and his songwriting throughout his career, and the Seven Psalms slot neatly into a stellar songbook. Certain lyrics strike you amidships with their poetry in this opening act, just as they do in the hits and legacy songs of the second set.

Lacking familiarity with the music of Seven Psalms, the audience is quiet, tentative, hesitant; unsure whether to applaud or allow the music to proceed uninterrupted. But the impression I get from my side of the arena is one of sincerity and attentiveness; the bulk of the crowd, knowing and respecting Paul’s talent, are happy to follow the artist in the direction he wishes to take us. Some, however, have forgotten how to count, and seem to be rising from their seats for the intermission after only six of the seven psalms have been performed. “Wait,” Paul Simon sings, appropriately enough, for the final song, ‘Wait’. The band lead us one last time through Simon’s seventh psalm, with his wife Edie Brickell joining him on stage to sing, as she also did in ‘The Sacred Harp’. A slow “Amen,” sung by the harmonising couple, ends the song and the set.

After Paul and the band return for the second set, the celebration can begin in earnest. The opening ‘Graceland’ builds on the warmth of the Seven Psalms by adding a welcome dose of familiarity. The strength of ‘Slip Slidin’ Away’ and the singalong of the crowd lets us know the night is going to have its special moments, and the success of ‘Train in the Distance’ has let us know there will be a few welcome surprises.

But it’s the next song that makes the Liverpool stop on Paul Simon’s Quiet Celebration tour the venue of note. ‘Homeward Bound’, Paul tells us, was written in “either Widnes or Warrington”, two nearby towns: “I can’t remember… whichever railway station kept having the plaque stolen”. (The correct answer is Widnes.) The Simon & Garfunkel classic would be a high-spirited crowd-pleaser on any night, but tonight the proximity of its inspiration means the Liverpool crowd treat it and its author as one of their own.

At this moment I have a passing thought how it seems incongruous for a song so iconic to be written in such a non-descript local place, until I remember that I’m here tonight in Liverpool, birthplace of four of the biggest icons in music, who wrote of local places like the bus stop at Penny Lane and the gates at Strawberry Fields and made them eternal. When a photo of John Lennon is projected onto the arena’s big screen at the end of the next song, ‘The Late Great Johnny Ace’ (as one of three ‘Johnny aces’ taken before their time by gun violence, along with Johnny Ace and John F. Kennedy), it draws a frisson of recognition and applause from the crowd, as though we relink a chain that is in danger of releasing these icons too easily into history and myth.

The rest of the set, before the encore, looks underwhelming on paper but proves anything but on the night. ‘St Judy’s Comet’ is, as previously mentioned, highly resonant when sung by a man as old and storied as Paul Simon now is, and ‘Under African Skies’ is a welcome bout of primal energy, a foray into Paul’s vivid embrace of world music further indulged with ‘Spirit Voices’ and ‘The Cool, Cool River’.

The main set ends with a fun rendition of ‘Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard’, before we are roused for a momentous encore. While a woman near to me shouts a request for ‘Diamonds’ so earnest you can feel it down to the soles of your shoes, I decide its now-or-never to take a quick, grainy photograph of Paul on my phone. There’s a ‘no photos or video’ policy in place tonight, which I have abided by, but I feel I need at least one picture, however amateurish, to colour this review. Besides, I find I can’t resist the irony of knowing that Paul Simon would want to take my Kodachrome away.

The encore begins strongly with ‘Something So Right’ and the distinctive drum patter of ’50 Ways to Leave Your Lover’, and while neither are particular favourites of mine they are all the more cherishable for knowing that soon Paul Simon and I must part, and most likely part for good.

I mentioned earlier that the night ends with a solo performance of ‘The Sound of Silence’, a stark interpretation that proves there’s no weight quite like that of a hushed arena, but it’s the penultimate number which is the night’s natural swansong. The crowd sings along with the gentle, seismic “lie-la-lie” chorus of ‘The Boxer’ as Paul Simon gestures them on, and the agèd troubadour tilts his guitar as he sings of how “I’m leaving, I’m leaving, but the fighter still remains, still remains”. The first set ended with an “Amen”, and this moment is the closest the end of the second set comes to uttering one of its own. Amen.

Setlist:

(no opening act; two full sets with intermission)

Set #1:

(all songs from the album Seven Psalms and written by Paul Simon)

  1. The Lord
  2. Love is Like a Braid
  3. My Professional Opinion
  4. Your Forgiveness
  5. Trail of Volcanoes
  6. The Sacred Harp
  7. Wait

Set #2:

(all songs written by Paul Simon)

  1. Graceland (from Graceland)
  2. Slip Slidin’ Away (single)
  3. Train in the Distance (from Hearts and Bones)
  4. Homeward Bound (from Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme)
  5. The Late Great Johnny Ace (from Hearts and Bones)
  6. St. Judy’s Comet (from There Goes Rhymin’ Simon)
  7. Under African Skies (from Graceland)
  8. René and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After the War (from Hearts and Bones)
  9. Rewrite (from So Beautiful or So What)
  10. Spirit Voices (from The Rhythm of the Saints)
  11. The Cool, Cool River (from The Rhythm of the Saints)
  12. Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard (from Paul Simon)
  13. Encore: Something So Right (from There Goes Rhymin’ Simon)
  14. Encore: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (from Still Crazy After All These Years)
  15. Encore: The Boxer (from Bridge Over Troubled Water)
  16. Encore: The Sound of Silence (from Sounds of Silence)

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